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Standard Demotivational Poster

The Double Standard -

TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


TAGS: daylight saving time calendar standard
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 pm
Sometimes ya see a melon and ya just wanna pee on it….
Greeny - March 12, 2013, 7:21 pm
Wagging tails & b*** sniffin at its finest!
spacedog - March 12, 2013, 5:48 pm
Okay, I've filled a few white trash bags in my youth. I'm guessing it hasn't changed much. ;)
GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 am
Naw, it’s where we pick up roadside litter and wh***s...see ya on the corner
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
(ppssst...whutzis community swervisiss? Spraying fire hydrants and sniffink beer cans?)
GaryO - March 11, 2013, 7:02 pm
Hizzhonor: ‘Too bad for you, Mr Dog, you are guilty by a**ociation, and Mr O named names’……………
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 5:48 pm
Seriously, yer Honor, I was juss mining my own bizznizz. I didnt do nuthin. XD
Greeny - March 11, 2013, 5:53 am
Probation and *sips vodka* Community Service!
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:07 pm
So few posters, so many names…………’space’ ‘Greeny’…what are the chances I’d type one of your names correctly from the attic row…and that, yer honor, is what happened
Greeny - March 10, 2013, 9:27 pm
Geez... thanks, Kai
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 4:26 pm
Ah, Dali savings time…..only he could depict it so well…oh, and you too, space. (Geez, dawg, when you roll, you rock) 5L

DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.

INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.

Life -


TAGS: cubby high bar standards itty bitty
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 9:16 pm
Hey...as long as she has all her teeth and doesn't smell like onions...why not
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:37 am
+paper bag+alcohol+last call....I guess I'd hit it too.
Cubbybear - October 25, 2010, 10:32 am
I'd still hit it though...5/5


TAGS: long list of standard features maserati
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 10:11 pm
b***er face or not mooo if she is actually about to do what we think she is I would be rofl the whole time and then post it on the internet.
Derek - October 30, 2010, 4:28 am
Rather unfriendly divider though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2010, 1:50 am
I call b***erface and shenanigans. But I like the car.
AdmiralAckbar - October 30, 2010, 1:38 am
So you going to throw her in the back seat so you can sit up front. I call backseat with a video camera. This is going to be a good show.
GreyScorpion - October 30, 2010, 1:28 am
I call stick shift!!, ..no wait, that didn't sound right...I call potatoe!
agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:25 am
I call sh**gun!


TAGS: moderators standards cops
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
I'm sorry Icono, but it's those d*** doughnuts they keep sending me! mmmm, blueberry doughnuts....omnomnom.
Iconoclast - September 3, 2010, 7:24 am
While we may not always appreciate the work of the Mods, the observance of basic rules is an essential for any community, lest it dissolve in anarchy. Thanks for your efforts, even when mystifying to the rest of us.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:26 am
Touche - 5

IT'S OKAY FOR A WOMAN TO HIT A MAN. - I'll be a gentleman and let her get the first swing before I let her find out the hard way that I'm a level three in Krav Maga.

TAGS: double standard krav maga
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:04 pm
I just wanted to show that women can be strong as men. Good piont though.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:22 pm
She's not being threatening though. She looks like a nice lady. She just wants to look good and or be healthy and or adhere to her own standard of beauty. You should use a picture of one of those mean spirited feminazi protestors instead.

PEACOCKS - Now in standard and emo versions

TAGS: pea**** emo standard hair rainbow retard b****
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Mr.danger260 - September 21, 2009, 9:40 pm
Zeich Heil,Grammar!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
o look at that, I missed spelled wrong, you gona jump on that too? I see you also go by grammar-nazi, looking to add spelling?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:37 pm
hey knowitall why dont you come to canada so i can kick you in the head a few times. whats wron with what shes doing? she looks h**
knowitall - August 18, 2009, 12:23 pm
i love to rip that goofy a** black thing out of her lip and kick her in the head a few times.
Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:47 pm
Yes, Yes You Are Pathetic.
Sneaker - July 18, 2009, 8:13 pm
but either way ... even with that epic groseness biodeath displayed bottom line ... she's effin hawt ... i wish i knew girls like that all i know r fat chicks ... and 2 hawt ones ... but they're not my style .. .yes i'm pathetic saying this on the net lol
Phage - May 30, 2009, 8:45 am
She is pretty cute...I dig the hair.
Milky - February 25, 2009, 6:48 pm
Epic f***ing h**ness
Biodeath - February 8, 2009, 12:34 am
Dude, what about my best work yet, 2 girls one finger? 2 kids one sandbox was a good one. MMM, MMM b****. ****, rule 35 m**********rs
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 1:14 pm
Maybe that IS biodeath in 1man1jar...now it all makes sense!
HtD - February 7, 2009, 2:03 am
I think biodeath is the reason why things like 2G1C and 1man1jar have been created.
biodeath - February 7, 2009, 12:03 am
I wanna f*** her in the a** while Porcelina sits on her face with massive diarrhea, and then I would vomit in Porcelinas mouth and when she s******s, I cum.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:27 pm
HtD - January 7, 2009, 2:56 pm
So, is this considered b*********?
barry forton - January 7, 2009, 2:52 pm
Porcelina are you a lesbian?
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Camera wh***... instant turn-off.
Porcelina - November 25, 2008, 5:23 pm
emo as hell.. but I would do her.. oh god would I...
Cubbybear - November 25, 2008, 12:17 pm
She looks like a screamer
Suh-weet - November 25, 2008, 11:53 am
She's beautiful.

I Was Offered Sex Today -

TAGS: morals standards integrity character work
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Silverheart - April 3, 2015, 5:22 pm

I like Scrubbing Bubbles Mega Shower Foamer, it penetrates to dissolve and remove soap scum. (in ca5e she has a sister)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2015, 11:41 am

well played my friend, well played

Double Standards -

TAGS: double standards women men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 11:08 pm
Simply 'cuz when you guys leave the seat up it does not automatically upgrade the toilet to a bidet...teehee
Swampfox - March 27, 2015, 5:08 pm
Why aren't they grateful we raised the seat?
TheSanityInspector - March 27, 2015, 4:46 pm
Hear, hear!


TAGS: standard marital compromise tactics
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 1:09 pm

Darlin you been missed
mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 2:32 am
Nice take on a classic joke! Very cute! 5L! RL, same goes to you! Two good laughs in 1 Poster---SCORE!!!
Reality Lord - February 8, 2016, 9:44 pm

LOL5....been there. now i have an ex and i sure do miss the dog

A Man -

TAGS: men women dating beauty standards
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by blesic

EmilioDumphque - July 16, 2015, 5:19 pm
Life can be trying for the amateur gynecologist...I hear.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Very funny.
blesic - July 16, 2015, 11:10 am
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:29 am
Okay, I'm not paranoid. The evil symbol fairy, who is also in charge of auto-correct, really IS out to get me! I wonder if I can get away with the childish term 'nakey' instead of n****?
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:25 am
I am finally a victim of auto-correct! ***bles? WTF? Auto-correct is my wurst enema!
mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:23 am
LOL! He just wants to see something n****...oh, and b o o b I e s, MEN! rolling eyes! 5 LOL lions

Women -